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Summer in the city. Is there anything stickier and sweatier than a day over 90 in New York? The answer is, of course, no. No, there is not. Especially not when you live on the top floor of a 5-floor walk-up sans-air conditioner. But, everyone has their own coping method. The very wealthy head for the coast. The some-what wealthy brave the wilds of extreme electric bills and rely on our friend the air conditioner. Seeing as how I don't fall within either of those categories, I must now rely on my creativity. So how is a girl to remain cool, calm and collected without blowing all her hard-earned cash?

Arm yourself with boozy popsicles and minimal clothing and get thee to a rooftop! Naturally.


Load Up

Dirty Pirate Popsicles from Endless Simmer
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These Dirty Pirate popsicles are a delicious blend of spiced rum, Kahlua and Coca-Cola. What's better than staying cool and day drinking? The answer is nothing.

Cherry Apple Whiskey Sour Popsicles from Endless Simmer
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Kahlua and Coke not your thing? Try these Cherry Apple Whiskey Sour pops as a tart and fruity alternative.

ONYX Stainless Steel Popsicle Mold
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You can't very well make popsicles without a mold of some kind. Sleekly designed, these minimalist pop molds are BPA-Free and are (almost) cool enough to freeze your treats without the aid of a freezer.

Gear Up

Tattly Temporary Tattoos - Popsicles
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Give a shout-out to the summers of your youth with these whimsically designed temporary tattoos by Tattly.

ASOS Florial Print Sweetheart Neck Bandeau Suit
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The cute print and bright tangerine color of this one-piece are great for disguising the inevitable stains from melty pops, while the sweetheart top flatters all shapes.

ASOS Simple Full Skirt With Paperbag Waist
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If you find that you must absolutely, positively need need need to leave the comfort of a breezy rooftop to rejoin the living, just throw this simple navy skirt over your bathing suit for a completely adorable (and appropriate) outfit.

Lay Out

Woven Beach Hat from C.Wonder
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Generally speaking where there's heat, there's sun. And where there's sun, there are harmful UV/UVB rays. Cover up that pretty face with this adorable straw hat from C.Wonder.

Aveeno Natural Protection Sunblock Lotion with SPF 30
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This natural Aveeno sunscreen is fragrance-free and waterproof and is gentle enough for the most sensitive skin. Slather and repeat.

Chevron Beach Towel
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Protect your precious little bottom from the concrete roof (and the bird poop covering it) with this adorable chevron towel. BONUS: it's only $15! Just make sure to wash it after use...

Deck it Out

Popsicle Lights by Kurt S. Adler
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Should you decide to keep this lounging about going all night, you're going to need to illuminate your surroundings. String up these adorable popsicle lights and keep the party going like Lionel Richie. All night long.

Weber Smokey Joe Grill
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 It's too hot to even think about turning on the stove in your apartment. And forget about the oven - you already live in one. Drag this puppy out to the open air and throw some marinated chicken, steaks, heck, even fruit for sustenance.

UFO Kiddie Splash Pool
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Ok, seriously I might buy this. Actual product description: "UFO Sprayer revolves around, spraying water, when hooked up to a garden hose". I rest my case.

How do you keep your cool in heat? Share your tips and favorites in the comments!

But Wait!

There's more! Stay tuned for music recommendations from guest blogger/co-conspirator Elizabeth Cooper-Mullin.

(She's famous, dontchaknow)